I don’t want hot sauce, I want a sauce with a great personality
parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager
on a scale of one to ten how NARRY AS FUCK are you
So Obama can write a handwritten letter to Joan Rivers’ daughter saying how her mother made him and Michelle laugh (I wonder if this was before or after Joan referred to Michelle as the t-slur) but Obama had no time to call off Ferguson police gassing and shooting rubber/wooden bullets at peaceful protestors?
IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!
Oh how i love tea :’)
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*